Drunk calling someone and telling them that you love them at 3am is not romantic, it’s stupid. Because now it’s 3pm the next day and you’re realizing that you aren’t in love with them but you are in still love with the memory of them. You learn once again that alcohol makes feel things that aren’t real. So now you’re stuck lying in bed with a hangover and a knot in your chest the size of Russia remembering that you drunk called your ex again and he’s already moved on and drunk calling his new girl.
so no, remembering everything when you’re drunk is not lucky. (via n4ughty-y
The world isn’t ready for this
a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals
This is genius
I get injured sometimes which made me realize that I need to marry a doctor to nurse me into good health lol
One day you’re going to see her holding hands with someone who took your chance. She won’t even notice you because she’s too busy laughing with the stupid jokes he makes. And it will burn your heart seeing that beautiful smile on her face and realizing that you’re not the reason anymore. And then it will finally hit you: it was her, it was always her.
R E T U R N T O T H E D E P T H S
where was this when I was small enough to fit in it