Living in Maryland
Student at University of Maryland at College Park
One of the kids in my high school class was born on April Fool’s and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her
this should be in a car chimerical
The 2015 Toyota can drive fast enough to out run titans, who need horses when you got cars.
So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.” tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work.
the cops are already on their way to your house you sick little fuck.
There is nothing prettier than a city at 5 AM with its empty streets and cold wind